Dear Readers,
I'm sorry I've not posted for a bit. While I do have a backlog of historical creepy incidents that I have yet to document, I must admit that it seems I've had fewer creepy encounters of late (or is my benchmark for what's creepy too high?) I'd like to attribute the recent reduction in creeps to the fact that I've got an engagement ring now (do creeps check for them?) or because I've gotten more sassy in repelling potential creeps. Maybe it's that I haven't been back to America for awhile. Creeps seem to be rife there with the big population, drug problems, limited access to birth control (creeps procreating faster) and lack of universal health care which perhaps assists in keeping creeps in check down under. I suspect, however, that it's got more to do with the wrinkles and such that have come with entering into my 30's. According to this website which shows how aging will make you look in 20 years, I will look really manly. Perhaps I'm already looking more manly now than I used to in my most active creep magnet years.When I'm extra manly in my 50's will I then attract more creepy women?
Dare I admit it? I'm going to look pretty creepy....
